Devotees
of David Icke will know that the earth is secretly ruled by giant shape-shifting
lizards from another dimension.Is Brian a Lizard?
Devotees
of David Icke will know that the earth is secretly ruled by giant shape-shifting
lizards from another dimension.
Some of these lizards are followers of the Canaanite God Baal Barit, who are now known as Barritts. For more information on these suspicious people, try our 'History of the Barritts' page.
As the world's leading expert on Barrittology, many people have wondered whether Brian is a human or a lizard. Brian is very cagey on the subject but, lets face it, the lizard theory would explain a lot.
However, Brian has pointed out that the lizards are supposed to posess masses of wealth and power. If anyone can explain where a lizard can go to claim their share, then please get in touch.